I think if money was not a thing I might become a historian. I would research history all day, drink coffee, and listen to the Tom Waits pandora station.
Fuck, I have so much homework to do and I have to watch all my programs — Cosmos, Once Upon a Time, Walking Dead, Hannibal, Bob’s Burgers, and I think Rick and Morty starts again soon too.
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
i need an hour or two to recover after watching this
STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL
…ADFGAFDKG LOOOOL WHAT EVEN
There are a lot of stupid, bigotted people in Australia, not to mention our Prime Minister, but I still think I live in the greatest country in the world :3
I want to live in Australia